May 2013
fructoselollipop:
deanwinchestersheart:
Can you imagine Dean’s look of utter adoration and love to Cas?
Did you mean
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
svveden:
how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
mianaya:
grubbsgrady:
therealhamster:
2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and...
lolsofunny:
(lol here!)
oli-twist:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
When my jam comes on:
laugh-addict:
losing everything but weight
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
sodamnrelatable:
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
