fructoselollipop: deanwinchestersheart: Can you imagine Dean’s look of utter adoration and love to Cas? Did you mean
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
svveden: how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
mianaya: grubbsgrady: therealhamster: 2004 was 17 years ago 2004 was only 9 years ago math
I'm actually not funny, I'm just really rude and...
lolsofunny: (lol here!)
oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
When my jam comes on:
losing everything but weight
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
sodamnrelatable: Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.