21 5 / 2013
May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets
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21 5 / 2013
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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21 5 / 2013
#the OWLs and the NEWTs were under the ministry of magic and they happen earlier in the year #they have nothing to do with the school’s exams #they’re like the SATs or the AP tests #if your school decided to cancel your final exams for some reason THE SATS WOULD STILL HAPPEN (via coffeeandcheesecake)
We take Harry Potter very seriously here
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21 5 / 2013
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Oreothello
- Rolo and Juliet
- Macberry
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
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21 5 / 2013
I’m actually not funny, I’m just really rude and people think I’m joking.
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20 5 / 2013
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS.
Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd
Dude misha has a bump on his cheek Jensen has a nick under his lip! I CAN SEE ALL THEM LASHES! AN THEM EYES ON SWEET BABY JESUS!
I COULD COUNT THOSE FRECKLES
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20 5 / 2013
BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
In loving memory of you, ~Walt Disney
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20 5 / 2013
